Models Seeker

Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both his wife‘s cheeks before he went to the front.

I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”

I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don’t like to interrupt her.

While revenge may consist of seducing your enemy’s wife, sweet revenge is the realization that she’s a lousy lay.